Escaped Convict
An escaped convict broke
into a house and tied up a young couple who
had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as
he had a chance, the husband turned to his
voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in
a skimpy nightgown, and whipsered, "Honey,
this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just
cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants
to have sex with you, go along with it and
pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear", the wife hissed spitting out her gag.
"I'm so relieved to hear you feel that way
because he just told me he thinks you're
really cute!"
