The Koala Bear And The Hooker
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her
place and they get undressed. The koala bear
goes down on the hooker ... for 3 hours
straight. She has multiple orgasms ...
After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on
his clothes. The woman is hanging back
huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God,
that was great! Now I need my money." The
koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then
the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a
hooker and this is how I make a living." The
koala bear just looks at her and continues to
put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up
and runs to the bookshelf and grabs a
dictionary and thumbs it to "hooker."
She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:
"HOOKER: person
who has sex for money"
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala
bear" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads:
"KOALA BEAR: eats bushes and
leaves."
