The Bus Ride
A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the
aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few
minutes later, he couldn't control himself
and had to let loose a big noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation
with the lady and asked her "Do you by any
chance have today's paper?"
The lady looked at him and said "No, but
the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you
a handful of leaves"