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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is
taken to a hospital. She has a near death
experience while on the operating table and
asks God if this is the end? God says no and
explains that she has another 30 years to
live. Upon her recovery, she decides to stay
in the hospital and have a face lift,
liposuction, breast augumentation, tummy
tuck, etc. She even changes her hair color
figuring since she has another 30 years she
might as well make the most of it. After the
last operation, she walks out of the hospital
and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to
the hospital. She arrives in front of God and
complains, "I thought you said I had another
30 years." God replies, "I didn't recognize
you."
