Mistaken Identities
There were these identical twins, Joe and
John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated
boat. It just so happened that John's wife
died the same day Joe's boat sank.
A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe,
and mistaking Joe for John, stated " I'm
sorry to hear about your loss, you must feel
terrible." Joe, thinking she was referring to
the boat accident, said:
"Hell no,fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid
of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up
and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always losing water. She had a bad crack in
the back and a pretty big hole in the front
too. Everytime I used her, her hole got
bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess
what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to these four guys who were
looking for a nice time. I warned them that
she wasn't that very good, but they insisted
on using her anyhow. The damn fools all tried
to get in her at once and she split right in
the middle. THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED!!
