Been Here Before?
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of
his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One
weekend, his wife decides that he needs to
relax a little and take a break from sports,
so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman
at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger!
How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised,
asks her husband if he has been here before.
"No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl
with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches,
sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger.
A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes
widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no"
says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She
throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger!
A table dance as usual?"
His wife, fuming, collects her things and
storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and
spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps
into the passenger seat. His wife looks at
him, seething with fury and lets Roger have
it.
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure
looks like you picked up a bitch tonight,
Roger!"