Long Distance Call
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to
California when all of a sudden he gets cut
off. He hollers, "Operator, giff me beck the
party!"
She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make
the call all over again."
He says, "What do you want from my life? Giff
me beck da party."
She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to
place the call again."
He says, "Operator, ya know vat? Take da
telephone and shove it in you-know-vere!" And
he hangs up.
Two days later he opens the door and there
are two big, strapping guys standing there
who say, "We came to take your telephone
out."
He says, "Vy?"
"Because you insulted Operator 28 two days
ago. But if you'd like to call up and
apologize, we'll leave the telephone here."
He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's
da hurry?" He goes to the telephone and
dials. "Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello,
Operator 28? Remember me? Two days ago I
insulted you? I told you to take da telephone
and shove it in you-know-vere?"
She says, "Yes?"
He says, "Vell, get ready -- dey're bringin'
it to ya!"