The Flight
I once was on a plane where I was served by
an obviously Gay male flight attendant. At
one point, he bounced over to where I was
sitting and announced "The Captain has asked
me to announce that he will be landing
shortly, so if you could just put up your
trays, that would be great." I did as he
had instructed but the woman sitting next to
me did not.
A few moments later, our flight attendant
came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps
you couldn't hear me over the engines, but I
asked you to please put up your tray so that
the captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting
angry and asked her again to put up the tray
table. She then calmly turned to him and
said: "In my country, I am called a princess.
I take orders from no one." The flight
attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY
country, I'm called a queen and I outrank
you, bitch, so put the tray up!"
