Hand Job
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in
town for a date and finally she agrees to go
out with him. He takes her to a nice
restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with
expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls
over to the side of the road in a secluded
spot. They start necking and he's getting
pretty excited. He starts to reach under her
skirt and she stops him, saying she's a
virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow
job?" "Yuck!" she screams.
"I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that,"
she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a
kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle
and spray your brother with it?" She nods.
"Well, it's just like that."
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it
and starts shaking it. A few seconds later,
his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes
close, snot starts to run out of his nose,
wax blows out of his ear and he screams out
in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"Take your thumb off the end!!"
