A Friend In Need
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees
this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy
has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking
care of
business, he wonders to himself how the poor
wretch is going to take a
leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man
asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul,
Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob
says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for
me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of
mold and red bumps, with hair, clumps,
rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks
something
awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it
for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really
appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's
wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his
arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't
know, but I
ain't
touching it."
