2 Dumb Blonde jokes

3 Blondes are driving to DisneyLand. After 4 hours in the car they see a sign that says DisneyLand left. So they turn around and go home.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor. "Be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,"Ow! that hurts!" Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,"Ouch! That hurts, too!" Then she touched her right earlobe; "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a broken finger."