Condoms
President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with
an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has
exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my
people's favorite form of birth control! This
is a true disaster!" "Boris, the American
people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied the
President.
"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could
you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to
tie us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said
Clinton. "Oh, and one more small favor,
please?" said Yeltsin."Yes?" "Could the
condoms be red in color and at least 10" long
and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.
"No problem," replied the President and, with
that, Clinton hung up and called the
President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've
got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and
send them to Russia." "Consider it done,"
said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now
listen, they have to be red in color, 10"
long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything
else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN
AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."
