Penis Transplant

Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine, the first guy notices that the second guy is very well endowed. "Wasn't always that way," the second guy says. "It's a transplant -- I got this done over on Harley Street. Cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every cent." So the first guy visits the doctor on Harley Street that day. Six months later, the two guys meet up again at the bar. The first guy tells the other that he took his advice, but says, "You were robbed. I got mine for $500, not a thousand." The second guy can't believe it, so they go back to the restroom to compare. "No wonder," the second guy says. "That's my old one!