The Nun And The Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a
nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over
and asks the nun if she would have sex with
him. The nun surprised by the question
politely declines and gets off the at the
next stop. When the bus starts on it's way
the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell
you how to get that nun to have sex with
you".
The hippie says that he'd love to know, so
the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday
evening at midnight the nun goes to the
cemetery and pray's to God. If you went
dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint
mask she would think you are god and you
could command her to have sex with you.
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so
on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits
for the nun to show up. At midnight sure
enough the nun showed up, while she was in
the middle of praying the hippie jumped out
from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard
your prayers and I will answer them BUT ...
first you must have sex with me."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she
might keep her virginity because she is
married to the church. The hippie agrees to
this and has his way with the nun. After the
hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the
mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha Ha!
I'm the bus driver!!"