The Pope's Limo

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The chauffeur felt powerless to refuse His Holiness, so he climbed in the back of the limo and the pope took the wheel.     The Pope proceeded onto Interstate 95, and accelerated to see what the     limo could do. He got to about 90 mph, and suddenly noted the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror.     He pulled over and the trooper come to his window. The trooper, seeing     who it was, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."     The trooper called in and asked for the watch commander. He tells the him that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it.     "It's not Ted Kennedy again, is it?" asked the commander.     "No, Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy's more important."     "Is it the Governor?" replied the commander.     "No! Even more important!" replied the trooper.     "Is it the PRESIDENT???" asked the commander.     "No! Even more important!" replied the trooper.     Well WHO THE HECK is it?" screamed the commander.     "I don't know, sir, " replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."