2 More Blonde Jokes
Passing an office building late one night, Paula saw a sign that
said, "Press bell for night watchman."
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping
down the stairs. The uniformed men proceeded to unlock first one gate,
then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way
through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at Paula , "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something
nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy
her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He
shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's
her husband, "Hi hun," he says "how do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?"
