New Driver
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To
celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and
climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad
immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the
newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery
after all those months of sitting in the front passenger
seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his
ol' man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the
back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing
to me for sixteen years."
