Old Married Couple
An old widow and widower get married. They are up there in age, and
the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had
enough strength to live through their wedding day and night.
After the marriage ceremony, they retire to a nearby hotel. Both are
very nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress in front of each other.
In the process the old woman removes her false teeth and puts them
in a glass.
Mary then removes her prosthetic leg and leans it against the wall.
She looks up at her new groom and smiles nervously. He is intently
watching...
She continues. She removes her bra which contains false inserts;
she removes a glass eye and gingerly places it in a special box on
the nightstand.
Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and he continues to stare
in an interested manner.
As she takes off her wig, she realizes that he is not making much
progress in getting undressed. He's stopped undressing and is just
staring at her.
She asks him, "What are you waiting for?"
He quickly replies,
"You know what I want. Take it off and throw it over here!"
