College



So, I go to school in lovely Pennsylvania. East Stroudsburg, PA, to be specific. I am majoring in History, to be a High School teacher. That should be cool. The picture that is on the page is a statue at my school. I don't know where it is or anything, but, I'm assuming that it's on campus somewhere.

Here at school, I've met a variety of crazy-ass people. Here's a short list and description.
1. Sean O'Connor: He is one punk rock motherfucker. He had a kickass girlfriend, but it turned out, she was psycho. He drinks mad beer, smokes mad butts, and gets mad play. He's a hell of a guy.
2. J.D. Groller: JD is a great guy. He's into most music, but his thing is techno. He dances around like a fool for most of the time. He always has very sweet cheeba, so he's a great guy. He's also damn smart, so that's even cooler.
3. Ed Nowak: Ed. Ed is loud. And vulgar. He drinks a lot, too. His room is the shit, because he has a couch. This couch has my ass groove in it, so it feels like home.
4. Bill Frederick: Bill is Ed's roomate. He is quite the party animal. He doesn't go to class that often, but he still gets high grades. I kinda hate him for that. Not really though.
5. Joey and John: They are Roomates in room 506. They are the alcohol hookup to the wing, since Joey is 23, and John is 32. Joe smokes a LOT of pot. I mean, I know kids who smoke, but this kid SMOKES. He isn't even burnt. Hell, he is in school plays. John can outdrink anyone, I think. He's a helluva guy who's into Industrial. He was in the army for a long time, so don't fuck with him.
6. George and Jason: Roomates in 508, my neighbors. Jorge and Jay are two CRAZY motherfuckers. I mean, they are nuts. They are usually wasted, so it's always fun. George recently put a dead squirrel in the elevator in a drunken stupor. Jay, on the other hand, just plays Playstation when he's lit. It's some good stuff.
7. Mike Jones: Mike sucks. All he does is talk shit. But, I'm cooler than him, so it cancels it out. He's on the Rugby team, so he's an alcoholic.
8. Jesse Alvarado: Jesse dropped out. He's a pussy. But, he was fucking rad.

So that's the college kids, i'll have pictures up soon, or some shit. Peace.