Quotes.

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"This kid ish a dirtbag, he doeshn't take showershs" "You're voice is fucking annoying." Some little kid was talking with a lisp, and it was pissing me off, so i told him what was on my mind.

"Tom, how are you gonna eat 80 nuggets... you just barely ate 40.." "Dude, this is like my sixth meal of the day!" Hooman and I at McDonalds.

"Wheres the guns at? I mean real guns... Not guns that shoot paint... Guns that shoot deer." Hooman

"What are you boys doin? Drinkin some beers? Smokin some pot? Hey! Who's car is this?" the cop at Wayne Hills Mall.

"Tom, didn't you call from South Jersey at 12:00? How did you get home at 12:45?"- My Mom to me, after the show at the cove.

"Holy shit... Jehova is here!! Shit!! What do I call him in front of his parents?! I don't know his real name!"-Tom to Joe, at Cafe Neo.

"Yo! You wanna take a step back! You standin on my dick, man!- Tom to Willie at the System Show.

"So, Tom...Dammit...I came all the way up from North Carolina, and the only thing I can say is Sup!-Eric to Tom at the System Show.

"Guess who yelled at me today?" "I don't know; a teacher?" "Marge Roukema." "Our Congresswoman yelled at you?"-Tom and his mom.

"It's like looking in a mirror..."-The Tom kid to me at school.

"Tom... You almost killed me... Pelak hasn't even done that in awhile!"-Joe to me in the car.

"You almost kill me, and all you say is 'sorry?' Jesus Christ!"-Me to Pelak at Split Rock.

"Tom; where were you?" "Chilling with System." "Oh. That's cool."-Joe and I at Ozzfest.

Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart each other- Serj.

I had an out of body experience the other day, and her name was jesus, and for her, everyone cried- Serj.

So close your eyes and kiss yourself goodbye, and think about the times we spent, and what they've meant. To me, their nothing- Billie Joe.

I have been walking in the past, I always knew it would come to this, But things have never been so swell, and I have never felt so well- Kurt Cobain.

This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to- Manyard.

Get good grades, make your parents happy, then kill them- Eddie Vedder.

I have nothing better to say, so I will say that I am a doughnut- Eddie Vedder.

You were never unique- Hooman.

Give up you peice of shit- Hooman.

It burns when you fuckin lie to my face, you shithead, you fuckin monkeyboy, die- Hooman.

When it all goes down, where are you gonna stand?- Mike Williamson.

Why should I care what you think of me?- Mike Williamson.

I hope I die before I get old- Pete Townsend.

Why did I come to Vietnam? Because I wanted to see scenic Vietnam, meet interesting and stimulating people, then kill them. I guess I just wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill- Matthew Modine.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most- Ozzy Osborne.

And I wonder, when I sing along with you, if everything could ever feel this real forever, if anything could ever be this good again- Dave Grohl.

You may stop this individual, but you cannot stop us all. After all, we're all alike- The Mentor.

Your mom's so mental. I got her pregnant like 6 times- Shawn Reams.

Do you want me to say "Oi!"?- Dan

PIZZA!!!! GIVE ME FORTY PIES!!!!- That drunk guy at Ozzfest.

You suck, Seinfeld! I'm gonna cut you!!- Seinfeld.

Listen!! She's having an orgasm... It's all me!! Listen!!- Stein.

When sticks are attached to a young childs head with common wood screws, the child looks like a deer.-Deep Thought's by Jack Handey.

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