Siva!

From Left to Right: Hooman, Joe, Willie, Tom

And Now... A Quick Bio of Siva.
Siva was formed back in 1995 when 4 total losers decided that being in a band would be cool. So, with high hopes, and no talent whatsoever, the band was formed. We went through a number of name changes, and had a member quit, but, in the end, he came back, and our name was Siva. Over time, we moved from a grunge/pop sound to a Pumpkinesque sounding band, but we still had that grunge feel. When Steve moved away, we moved away from the Smashing Pumpkins, and more towards Filter. Long story short, we sound like Pink Floyd if they got fucked in the ass by Filter, who were getting fucked in the ass by Slayer. Wow, I thought this was a Bio, not an orgy. We're not gay... Don't worry.

Willie
Birthdate: June 30, 1981
Status: Taken, by the lovely Becky.
Position in Siva: Singer, Guitar Player
Influences: Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Filter, Pink Floyd, The Who, Led Zepplin, The Doors, countless others
Random Fact: He has a pointy head.

Joe
Birthdate: February 9, 1981
Status: Taken by the Beer Slut... Brenda.
Position in Siva: Drummer Extrodinare
Influences: Nirvana, Filter, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, D.E.P., Converge, Slayer, many more.
Random Fact: There was something wrong with his car, and when he got in it, there was oil all over the place.

Tom
Birthdate: July 31, 1981
Status: Single. Again. Suprise Suprise. Position in Siva: Bassist, Comic Relief
Influences: I'm not going to name bands, just bass players... Krist Novoselic, Mike Dirnt, John Entwistle, Flea, Les Claypool, Frank Cavanaugh, Andy Flag, and a bunch more.
Random Fact: My mom offered to buy me Rogaine.

Hooman
Birthdate: August 21, 1979
Status: Who gives a shit.
Position in Siva: Guitar, Screaming
Random Fact: Bought Siva Cigarettes for a long-ass time.

Steve
Birthdate: March 29, 1981
Status: Horny, and single. What a combination.
Position in Siva: Guitar (when he's on the East Coast)
Random Fact: He thinks that he's pretty tough, but in reality, I used to kick his ass all over the place. Until he locked me in the basement. Then I started to get my ass kicked all over the place. Funny how things change, huh?

Friends of Siva

Eric Hollick
Bryan Hadrava
Mike Pelak
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY The Siva Sluts:
Becky Moskin: The original Siva Slut. Loves to give head, and have freaky Circus sex, especially with...
Brenda Cardascia: Brenda is the second Siva Slut, that is exclusivly Joe's...And Becky's.

Email: downsideleft@hotmail.com