This is a test of the emergency web page system.
Should this have been a real emergency, you would've been wasting your
time downloading this whole damn page while an axe-murderer -- with an
axe -- was sharpening his blade and grinning -- yes grinning, a healthy
grin at that -- and there would be something in his teeth. AND YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW, and you couldn't warn him in time, and as he ground you to a bloody
pulp, you'd have to stare at the CABBAGE LODGED BETWEEN HIS TEETH. EWWWWWWWWW.