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WE ARE THE HEDGEHOGS

(to the tune of "We Are the Champions" by Queen)

Voluminous poop, time after time
I've done my business, but comitted no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've missed the litter box thousands of times
But I've come through
(and I need to go on and on and on and on)
We are the hedgehogs my friend
And we'll keep on running, till morn -ing
We are the hedgehogs
We are the hedgehogs
No time for restrooms, 'cause
We are the hedgehogs...
On the wheel

I've spit on my back, and curled in a ball
You've brought me snacks and pellets,
And everything that goes with it
I ate them all
But it's been no bowl of mealworms, no squirmy foodstuff
I consider it a challenge before the animal kingdom
And I'm not going to huff
(and I need to go on and on and on and on)
We are the hedgehogs my friend
And we'll keep on running, till morn -ing
We are the hedgehogs
We are the hedgehogs
No time for restrooms, 'cause
We are the hedgehogs...
On the wheel

We are the hedgehogs my friend
And we'll keep on running, till morn -ing
We are the hedgehogs
We are the hedgehogs
No time for restrooms, 'cause
We are the hedgehogs...
On the wheel

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