HAHA I fooled you here are the rest of the quotes since they wouldn't fit on one page.
Here's the Quote Book from '99-'00
The only fire you need is the fire in heart for Jesus.- Rick
Some people need to be kicked in the head… like me.- Brian
I'm not perfect… I may seem like it… but.- Brian
Christian friends and my "regular friends"- Brian
Moses was ordinary… he parted the sea.- Brian
Are you guys feeling me?- Anna
You don't be slapping your mama after you been born.- Anna
You don't be talking smack about my Lord.- Anna
The freaky Jesus squirrel- Anna
Confession: the non-abrasive ajax for my heart.- Anna
Maybe your professor was beat up by some renegade nuns and now hates the Catholic Church- Anna
I start thinking about dinner- Jeff being distracted during the Rosary
Sadly we come to the last talk of the weekend *little kid voice* - Fr. Bill
Communion: you're gonna lick me.- Mary Woolley
He (Jesus) just looks like an ugly guy from the 70's.- Bridget
Fr. Bill behind a bar… I'm scared- Bridget
We will give it back to you if you want your problems back.- Fr. Bill
The ear is all mine.- Kelly
Rainy day Christian.- Rick
Me go twice.- Jeff
Let's turn off the heat and have a real peep show.- unknown
I wanna sleep in the closet.- Bridget
We were having Riverdance tryouts over here.- Bridget
The nun people.- Kelly
Yeah in confession Fr. Bill will ask so Mar, what did you write in your journal. I will answer I wrote
Fr. Bill is a freak.- Mary
They would put chicken bones in their hair.- Rick
Bridgie's bald.- Kelly
Now there crooked.- Bridget
Yes, I'm deaf, bald, and blind, didn't you know that? This is all a figment of my imagination.
-Bridget
Nobody looks at you to know.- Kelly
It looks like a hearing aid.- Anna
Someone said Jeff.- Jeff
It's all Pete's (Denio) fault- Mary Woolley
Everyone here knows I love to give hugs.- Jeff
5 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers, it's usually in some mob secne where they've killed 20 people.- Fr. Bill
Yeah he's like my barber.- Fr. Bill
That's double jepardory.- Fr. Bill (reaction to a question)
Hey cut the details, just the facts man.- Fr. Bill
I'm not a non-Catholic.- Fr. Bill
I don't look at it and go well, that's a nice one… there's nothing under the sun.- Fr. Bill
The priest is not going to go: YOU DID WHAT.- Fr. Bill
They see that Protestants ain't animals… Catholics aren't all terrorists.- Fr. Bill on Northern Ireland
Water down Catholics- unknown
Do you get the mint afterwards?- Anna
They were duking it out since the time of St. Augustine (the early church).- Fr. Bill
You're sins could be boring.- Mary Savner
Well, that's nice what are you sins… I don't sin… really that's nice I've had 3 sinful thoughts since
you've been in here.- Fr. Bill
If you walk in and go I did a bad thing… I mean you could have put a stiletto trough your mom's
chest or you could have yelled at your kid because it was a bad day.- Fr. Bill
How'd it happen?… oh THAT!- Fr. Bill
Chuck's the man, he's the best… right?…we'll see.- Fr. Bill and Fr. Charlie
There's a difference between looking and hearing.- Fr. Bill
I'm gonna go out there and do it again right now *growling voice*.- Fr. Bill
You can stop by purgatory on the way up.- Fr. Charlie
It's like do not collect $200 as you pass go.- Fr. Bill
Clerical heavy hitters.- Fr. Bill
The group we hang out with.- Fr. Bill
Be creative (how to tell your sins).- Fr. Bill
You just start killing people bob, bob, bob, bob, bob.- Fr. Bill
That's not an accident.- Fr. Bill
So close you can taste it… literally in 3 mins.- Fr. Bill
That's you pig nose.- Jeff, Anna
I'm going to run down the hall like a little screaming ehhhahhh *little kid voice*.- Jeff
Chip, chip, soda, soda how hard can it be.- Will
It went in one ear around the little space for rent sign and out the other ear.- LisaRose
I'm not fat I'm pregnantly plump.- LisaRose as Cartman
I could have written it myself… but I didn't.- Fr. Bill
What's a monstrance? The guys from last year can't answer this… Welcome to the quiz with Fr. Bill
101.- Fr. Bill
Jesus said can you not stay awake with me for one hour we're only asking for ½ an hour.- Fr. Bill
God does not give you half of Himself at Adoration.- Fr. Bill
Say something to me not just the dear in the head lights look- Fr. Jim (Byzantine Mass)
I was born in Miami Florida… which is not here, it's in Florida.- Christy
Believe it or not I was Catholic… I brought the Rosary beads on the bus.- Christy
I would go "out" in style.- Christy
It's a really cool book I haven't read it all but I plan on doing that in the near future.- Christy
Like Fr. Bill puts it a rat on a wheel.- Fr. Jim
I'm not asking the two with the matching shirts/blouses.- Fr. Jim
Any questions… anyone…Buler?- Fr. Bill
I don't want to get into purgatory that's a whole 'nother thing. I'm here for the Communion of
Saints.- Fr. Bill
Jesus is our unity.- Fr. Bill
Grandma's bread.- Fr. Bill
Europe… gaudy to the max… is there an altar there, a pulpit?- Fr. Bill
Those stupid books.- Fr. Bil
He's not used to Italians invoking him… he'll love it.- Fr. Bill (on St. Lawrence O'Toole)
Emptiness that the priest, religious, brother left for God.- St Thomas Aquinas
Let me go into K-Mart and pick out confirmation.- Fr. Bill
St. Anthony is not up there like oh no I like him here are your keys.- Fr. Bill
I don't know if he was the sharpest tool in the shed.- Fr. Bill
Sorry out.- Fr. Bill 'bout being booted out of the seminary
The spouse is at the door.- St. Therese
It's almost as if you are going over to Ireland to say hi to your cousin Fred.- Fr. Bill
It was full of icky boo.- Fr. Bill (really his mom's word)
Let go and let God.- Fr. Geno (St. Anthony's) and Mary Woolley
He's not only easy on the eyes - he's the deluxe full-eye massage.- unknown
Is it me, or is the paint just melting off the walls?- unknown
I'd follow him to hell.- unknown
I'm pretty sure it is Aristotle or Plato...I think it was Plato.- Fr. Bill
It was Socrates!- a voice from the back of the Chapel
TELL THEM I'M ON A MISSION WITH JP II TO INVADE CYBER SPACE. - Fr. Stan
Do they say not what they do -Jesus - Fr. Bill
Examine your life, faith, is Christ the focus of your life. -Fr. Bill
I have a frozen brain what do you expect. - Bridget
Never fear the darkness… Christ is the light. - Fr. Bill
I don't want to embarrass you in front of your friends. - Fr. Bill
I can see it now the headline front page of the Setonian: Seton Hall Alumni Jeff McElwee beaten
by Fr. Bill Sheridan. - Jeff
No I don't like the Devils. Fr. Bill (freak boy Mark's voice needed)
You should have taken the Garden State Parkway to this road to that road. - Fr. Bill (freak boy
Mark's voice needed
Yeah Mom was like I think I saw you… Mary What, did they show the ceiling? - Rick
Stop with the winding already- some random guy at the Devil's game
She turned into Noreen Flanders over here. - Will
You see the child smiling… maybe just maybe its God smiling at you. You see the trees, the sky,
the clouds and hear the breeze maybe you'll hear God's voice. - Fr. Bill
It's hard not to be arrogant when you know you have the TRUTH! - Fred
Nothing is worse the than two Irish guys going at it… my brother and I would have to be pried
off one another. - Fr. Bill
Fr. Bill hasn't seen my brother and I with the little cousins has he?- Mary Woolley
I'm just evil. - Fr. Bill
Jesus is the way. - Fr. Bill
We'll have a tree and lights on the house... all because of Jesus' birthday- Fr. Bill's nephew
That's when I give the priest uncle nod of approval. - Fr. Bill
Duh, we know Christ came. - Fr. Bill
We are a people of faith, an indestructible faith. - Fr. Bill
We are a people of faith; we will get through this. - Archbishop McCarrick, January 19, 2000
What are you looking for, more importantly who are you looking for? - Fr. Bill
I can't tell you this… oh yeah I can. - Fr. Bill
Fr. Bill's story at Bunny's (if you where there then you know what I'm talking about)
He's a professional Irishman. - Fr. Bill
That's just because your car wouldn't move. -Fr. Bill to Sylvana
Starving college students… starving graduate student- Fr. Bill as he turns the pizza tray
Is Diamond Jim paying... nah Diamond Bill's got this one- Fr. Bill followed by the girls going
awwwwwwwwwwww at the same time
Ya know it's a sin (Fr. Bill to me as we look at the lone pizza slice sitting on the tray) I have
that and you'll just have to forgive me look on my face, followed by Fr. Bill saying I'll tell your mother. (It's a classic Irish mother thing)
Clean slate: which makes some of us child baptized a little Jealous.- Fr. Bernard
Don’t go around hoarding it over people.- Fr. Bernard
The ground opened up and sallowed him whole… a terrible way to go.- Fr. Bernard
Way out in boonie-land, where the priest comes around on the motorcycle once every three years. - Fr. Bernard
it’s not Catholic birth control. - Fr. Bernard (on anullment)
you’re the gumba of the bathroom. Fr. Bernard
Smaration woman – he (Jesus) broke all the rules. Fr. Bernard
I’m having a dinner Mom and you’re not allowed. - Fr. Bernard
To say Jesus followed customs… is like saying I haven’t read the Bible. Fr. Bernard
No money, no honey and a boss. - Fr. Bernard
Two possibilities: eihter you’re wrong or God is wrong… God is never wrong. - Fr. Bernard
You wouldn’t take your prom dress and go dig potatos. - Fr. Bernard
Paul was in his way to Damasus to kick a little Christian behind. – Fr. Bill
He was on a Christian butt-kicking mission. - Fr. Bill
He was quite the lunatic. - Fr. Bill (on St. Agustine)
It’s not always a happy hay ride. - Fr. Bill
We’re not all living in our own private Idaho. - Fr. Bill
Maybe Jesus will look into your eyes and say I WILL IT, IT WILL BE DONE!. – Fr. Bill
Jesus plays a part… question remains: Will you let Him? - Fr. Bill (after singing Hungry Heart)
Jesus will look into your eyes and say “The time for fullillment is NOW!” - Fr. Bill
When evil confronts you, look through it and say, “GET BEHIND ME SATAN!”. Fr. Arthur (from St. Anthony’s)
It’s an election year, the polls are open which way are you going. - Fr. Bill
Fr. Bill: Don’t make me nuts, Mary (Woolley): Father, you are nuts!
I feel like the school principal, I just walk in… - Fr. Jim
The sciences, the arts can equip us with much knowledge. They can teach us how to develop the world's resources, how to invest and make money, how to manipulate all life. But knowing how to do anything still leaves us the more pressing question of whether it is right to do it at all. - Bishop Serratelli
Do we have the right to manufacture babies in test tubes, trade them like objects with each other or worse yet, simply dispose of them? - Bishop Serratelli
And so Jesus is not A way to God. He is THE Way. He is not a truth among others. He is THE Truth. He is the very meaning of life itself as God intends. - Bishop Serratelli
And in this Catholic University, it is only when students, administrators, staff, and most especially professors respect and cherish the truth of Jesus as handed down in the teaching of the Church. - Bishop Serratelli
It is only when those who are members of this Church are unafraid to gather in his name in prayer, witness to his gospel, and follow him in serving others in love, that this university can proudly bear the name Catholic. - Bishop Serratelli
And when despite the pressure or the ridicule of others, we hold on to the truth Jesus brings and live that truth in each moral decision. - Bishop Serratelli
How I am going to do my work if Sister doesn't shut up?- Sr. Andrea
Your parents may be rich, but you don't get anything till their gone.- Sr. Andrea
Even if they call it escargo it's still gross.- Sr. Andrea
They were listening to me talk about my non-existent panty line.- Bridget
You're naked? You went to Bible study naked?- Kelly
Who the heck is speaking and who are the brothers?- Sr. Andrea
God brought us back the rotisserie chicken… shrimp… we began to fell guilty what would we do
with shrimp… it was great.- Sr. Andrea
If it sank He'd probably float back up.- Sr. Andrea (Jesus asleep in the boat)
Cluck *hung face*.- Carol Eggert
Reach out and touch someone.- Sr. Andrea (sung like Bell Atlantic)
Oh it's hopeless, my son became a priest, oh no, no grandchildren for me.- Sr. Andrea
You know those hard as rock things, you cold beat someone to death with.- Sr. Andrea
From that step I became a nun.- Sr. Andrea
David… your head tonight.- Sr. Andrea
We're all going to be eaten by the big bad wolf.- Carol Eggert
You can always be a rebel and run off.- Sr. Andrea
You had to burp down their little tummies.- Sr. Andrea
There are so darn cute, but so darn dumb.- Kelly
We're not made in the image of a clock…- Sr. Andrea
Hi Moses, How goes it?- Sr. Andrea
Another Jerry Springer Bible study,- Allison
What was Jesus calling them to do… open a fish and chip store. - Sr. Andrea
There was never any would you like to do this, no He commanded. - Sr. Andrea
So you go to Hell, have fun. - Sr. Andrea
Very nice- waiter (French accent needed)
No go away- Mary and Carol Bohny (French accent needed)
What can we give to Jesus for Christmas? - Fr. Kevin… You have to give yourself whole heartily to Jesus- six year old's answer to the question
What's Heaven like? Fr. Kevin; a Volvo- a kid's answer
Heaven is completion- when you are with God- Fr. Kevin
She's a member at large make her do some busy work. - Carol E.
You'd almost think that she was Ahr the way we're hissing at her. - Bridget
I'm stealth that way. - Maria
Matt Litchtiger always forgot he was Jewish. - Sylvana
She was a gynecologist's dream- Carol (LisaRose's friend)
How do you liquidate a piano? Stick it in a blender and set it on frappe? - Sylvana
Loooonatic… coooookie crisps- Bridget and Mary
Nooo chocolate Nazi. - Mary
The Church is my mistress. - Fr. Gene (it's a long story)
Is that a clerical shirt? - Jim Convery
She's not that type of gal.- Sylvana's response to Jim's question
She was quite possibly one of the ugliest people on the planet. - Carol (LisaRose's friend)
Eel-poles- Mary
I wanted to shoot myself when I passed her in the hallway. - Carol (LisaRose's friend)
You skewered my breast. - unknown 1
He only had one testicle. - unknown 2
That would be so bitch ass. - Bridget
Sorry to bother you chubby. - Rose Ann (LisaRose's aunt)
We should just confine them to the back an' gag then. - Rose Ann (LisaRose's aunt)
Danny find a girlfriend quick. - Rose Ann (LisaRose's aunt)
Ooh - It's a diaper pail with goodies- Detlef
Ohmygod- we sing that to the dog! - LisaRose's mom
My thermometer always went up my butt. - unknown
Just pray its not a boy and comes out… (action)- Rose Ann (LisaRose's aunt)
He'll look at the nursery and say, "What here you thinking with these colors!?- LisaRose
He'll cook with me. - LisaRose's mom
He'll decorate my house. - LisaRose's mom
She's your friend get her the hell out of here- LisaRose's grandmother
You bitch! - LisaRose
I'm the mean one. - Mary
I'm the nice one. - Bridget
It was hanging off her shoe. - LisaRose
Oh it's you if I had known that I would have kicked the door in. - Rose Ann (LisaRose's aunt)
He was wearing one of those Spanish clericals- Bridget… What was it day-glow orange, maybe a bright red or something? - Sylvana
There are a quite a few people she would burn. - unknown
Tell me baby gir… oh, f**k you… need to know, I need to know…- unknown
… it’s not a mortal sin. - Fr. Bill (after what’s venial sin)
if you’re gonna be in there anyway. - Fr. Bill
it’s probalby harder for us to find someone we don’t know. – Fr. Chapel
NO!… silence - Fr. Bill (it was his answer to some question)
We get the ruler out. – Fr. John
St. Patrick’s Breastplate and you’re sitting there like Bevis… Fr. Bill
Courtney: Is that your final answer?, Fr. Chapel: Where’s my lifeline?, Fr. Bill: Archbishop McCarrick, well Billy, sometimes (Fr. Bill as Archbishop McCarrick)
This is hard on the calves man… I couldn’t do this in heels. – Steve
I’m just taking his woman. – Paul
I want a blond haired, green eyed, white chick. – Steve
Are my thighs supposed to rub together or is that just fat? – Steve
It is very humbling to be up and say 'This is my Body' and then elevate the host. - Rev. William P. Sheridan
God wants what’s best for you… that’s why He died on the Cross. – Fr. Bill
sit back enjoy the ride and let Jesus do the driving. - Carla
Jesus puts Himself in a piece of bread…IT IS MIND-BOGGLING! – Fr. Bill
the Atlantic ocean is an awesome chastity belt. – Anna
I was the only one there under 80. – Anna
there’s no such thing as being slightly pregnant. – Anna
so that your boyfriend or girlfriend could treat you like ‘poop’. – Anna
go to confession, go to confession, go to confession… I don’t care if you’re not Catholic go to confession. – Anna
too many quotes... get me out of here!
Another quote book (it's not mine)
