| YO MOMMA.... SO FAT |
| Yo
mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band
skip. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the
flesh eating disease |
| the doctor gave her 13 years to live. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a
lifeguard |
| Yo
mama's so fat, when she goes to the zoo the
elephants throw her peanuts. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, her high school graduation picture
was an aerial photograph. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, her driver's license say "Picture
continued on other side." |
| Yo
mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use
all four sides of the milk carton. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it
HAS to go down. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel
in her mouth. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women
orbiting around her. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two
buses just to get on her good side. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she's on BOTH sides of the family. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she could sell shade. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat
next to everyone. |
| Yo
mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have
lint, it has sweaters. |
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| YO MOMMA ....SO UGLY |
| Yo
momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest,
they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
| Yo
momma so ugly she looks out the window and got
arrested for mooning. |
| Yo
momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they
turn off the surveillence cameras |
| Yo
momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast
feed her |
| Yo
momma so ugly she made an onion cry. |
| Yo
momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your
neck so the dog will play with her! |
| Yo
momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. |
| Yo
momma so ugly that your father takes her to work
with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her
goodbye. |
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| YO MOMMA ..SO HAIRY |
| Yo
momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at
birth! |
| Yo
momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! |
| Yo
momma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in
a headlock. |
| Yo
momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! |
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| YO MOMMA ..SO STUPID |
| Yo
momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60
minutes |
| Yo
momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her
head just to make-up her mind |
| Yo
momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so
she gets a bowl |
| Yo
momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! |
| Yo
momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store
and starved! |
| Yo
momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless
phone! |
| Yo
momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas
money. |
| Yo
momma so stupid when asked on an application,
"Sex?", she marked, "M, F and
sometimes Wednesday too." |
| Yo
momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus,
she took the 22 twice instead. |
| Yo
momma so stupid that under "Education"
on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on
Phonics." |
| Yo
momma so stupid she watches "The Three
Stooges" and takes notes. |
