The Joke Zone "Revenge of the blondes" |
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1. What`s black
and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? * A brunette who`s told too many blonde jokes. 2. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? * Brown-bagging it. 3. What`s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? * No one else wants it. 4. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ? * So brunettes can remember them. 5. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? * Invisible. 6. What`s a brunette`s mating call? " Has the blonde left yet? " 7. Why didn`t Indians scalp brunettes? * The hair from a buffalo`s butt was more manageable. 8. Why is the brunette considered an evil color? * When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? 9. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation 10. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage 11. Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price 12. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. |
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