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	How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday.
	What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? Both are empty from the neck up.
	What do you call a bunch of blondes standing in a row? A wind tunnel.
	How do you get a blond to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.
	Why was the blond starring at the orange carton? Because it said concentrate.
	How do you steal a blondes watch? Ask her for the time.
	What would a blonde say if you blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill!
	Why do blondes have more fun? Because they don't know any better.
	Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
	How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off of a cliff.
	How does a blonde do a High-Five? She smacks herself in the forehead.
	What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
	Why don't blondes eat pickles? Their heads always get stuck in the jar.
	Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F. on her shoes? Toes Go In First.
	Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink? That's where you wash vegetables.
	What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in a handicapped zone.
	Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? It takes too long to re-train them.
	What do you call a zit on a blonde's backside? A brain tumor.
	What did the blonde call her zebra? Spot.
	How many blonde jokes are there? None, they're all true.
	What does a blonde who has dyed her hair brown have? Artificial intelligence.
	What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.
	How do you get a blonde to climb up on the roof? Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
	What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
	What's a blonde's favorite T-shirt slogan? I'm a natural blonde, please speak slowly.
	Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't get the bottles into the typewriter.
	How do you measure a blonde's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.
	How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.
	What goes vroom-screech, vroom-screech? A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
	What's a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air? Collecting her thoughts.
	What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.
	How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? She has a checkbook.
	What is the mating call of a blonde? I'm soooo drunk!
	What is the mating call of an ugly blonde? I said, I'm drunk!
	What's the advantage of being married to a blonde you can park in handicapped zones.
	Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips .... from trying to blow out lightbulbs.
	What do you call a blonde with two brain cells .... pregnant