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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come
back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's
biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to
his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..."
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"Well, what is it like?"
"Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have
breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun,
then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have
sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime.
And, then, I start all over again the next day."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
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