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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men * Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. * Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC To do is to be. - Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both, get married! * Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO Express Lane: Five beers or less * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA. |
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