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Q: How do you know when deadheads have been staying wit

A: They're still there.
Q: How do you know when they're gonna leave?
A: The phone bill comes.
Q: Where do you hide things from deadheads?
A: Under the soap.
Q: If you see three flies in the bathroom, how do you know which

one is the deadhead?

A: The one on the pot.
Q: What do deadheads say when they run out of dope?
A: What is this awful music?
Q: Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance?
A: To keep the music out of their eyes.
Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by cannibals one day.
Before they are about to be cooked for dinner they are granted one final
wish. Jerry says "hand me my old guitar and let me play Dark Star ones
"please kill me beforast time...". Eric saye he starts".
Did you hear about the deadhead that studied for five days for a drug test?
A hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him.
"Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes.
What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says,
"I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there'as
this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing.
After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says,
"...And number two?" The hippie replies,
"This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"

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