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MidNigth Jokes

The little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replied, "The stork brings them."
The boy, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the storks?

A blonde and a bruenette were sitting on the park bench
when the bruenette said, "My boyfriend used to have dandruff
but then I gave him head and shoulders".
The blonde said, "How do you give a man shoulders?"

What did Santa say when he saw the three blondes?
Ho Ho Ho

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and
a rectal thermometer? ........The taste

What quality does the best secratary in the world have??
She never misses a period.

What does a West Virginia girl and the "Una bomber"
have in common?
They've both been fingered by their brother!

Why do women have two holes?
When they get drunk at parties,you can pick'em up like
a six pack and carry them home!

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee...

The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. When

he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic crone says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he

walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the

first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2," hard-bodied stripper.

When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God...'."

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
You know we do taste like chicken

One gay sperm to another:
How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

What do a dildo and tofu have in common?
They are both a meat substitute.

A daughter asked her dad if she could borrow his
car that night so she could go out with her friends.
Her father replied "only if you suck mydick." The
daughter thought about this and decided she really
needed the car, so she said alright. As she was
sucking she stopped and said "YUCK! this taste
like shit!" to this her father replied "Oh, I
forgot to tell you your brothers got the car tonight!"

Did you know there are 1.5 million battered women in the World?
...And I've been eating mine raw!

Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
The first guy says his favorite position is the "RODEO".
The other guy asks what the position is, and how to do it.
The first guy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on
all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get
underway and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper
in her ear - " Your sister likes this position too"
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds!!!