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Viruses to watch out for |
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LEWINSKY VIRUS:
sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. |
| RONALD REAGAN
VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. |
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| MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes. | |
| OPRAH WINFREY
VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. |
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| DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files. | |
| ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted. | |
| TITANIC VIRUS (A
strain of the Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer goes down. |
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| DISNEY VIRUS: Everything on your computer goes GOOFY. | |
| PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. | |
| JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files. | |
| ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates zone files, leaves, but
it vill be baaack. |
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| LORENA BOBBIT
VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows. |
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| VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy |
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