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Alchol Warning

Due to increasing product liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

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consumption of alcohol may make you think you are                  whispering when you are not.
consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.
consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR  HEAD IN.
consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your trousers.
consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu Fighting powers.
consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
 morning and see something really scary (whose species you can't  identify and whose name you can't remember).
consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.
consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy.
consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy !

Submitted by : Sam Banna

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