Q: Which
sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom. |
Q: How do you
embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and
ask him which period it came from. |
Q: What did
the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass. |
Q:
How can you tell if your wife is dead
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. |
Q:What
do the gynecologist and the Pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it. |
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full. |
Q:
How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating. |
Q:
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw. |
Q:
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
A: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods. |
Q:
How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. |
Q:
What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you. |
Q:
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. |
Q.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float. |
Q.
What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls a sleep. |
Q.
Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. |
Q.
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snowblower coming. |
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