Al Snow comes down and he is interviewed by Cole. Al talks to his dog. He says that lots of dogs talk to their masters. Most of these are cartoons. He tells Bossman that at SummerSlam he and Pepper(the dog) want their title match. Bossman comes out tell Al that he has beaten him before and he will be damn glad to do it again. He says that when he gets through with Al he is gonna have a little fun with the dog. He says that he will shove his nightstick up the dogs ass and deep fry him to make a real corn dog. Bossman says that at SummerSlam he is gonna get Al and his little dog too.
The Acolytes are shown talking in the back.
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Second Match: Torrie vs. Les Lexie
A Tori promo is shown followed by Tori coming out to the ring. Les Lexie is her opponent. The women go at each other for a bit before Tori takes a strong upper hand. Tori connects with a drop kick on Lexie. Tori connects with a spear. Tori pounds Lexie in the middle of the ring. Tori picks up a 3 count early in the match. Ivory comes down the aisle and hits Tory in the back of the head and lower back. Ivory writes the word "slut" on Torrie's stomach and "Skank" on her back.
Winner: Torrie
Kane and the Road Dogg are shown walking in the back.
Third Match: Road Dogg and Kane vs. The Acolytes(World Tag Title Match)
Road Dogg's music plays and Road Dogg comes out to the ring. Jesse says his usual bit. Farooq and Bradshaw comes down and double team Jesse. Kane comes down. The Acolytes turn to Kane. Kane takes out both men. Bradshaw comes back and attacks Kane. Kane gets a sidewalk slam and Farooq comes back into the ring. Kane knocks Farooq out and does a clothesline from the top rope to Bradshaw. Holly comes down and gets into Kane corner. He tags himself in and and begins to attack Kane. Kane grabs him by the neck and the Acolytes attack Kane. Holly then turns on the Acolytes. The Acolytes destroy Holly. Road Dogg starts to get up on the outside. Big Show and Undertaker are shown in the back watching the "match".
Winner: No-contest
Rock is shown walking in the back.
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Terri Runnels is shown in the back putting a pill in Meat's drink. He tells her that he cant keep up with her. She says well you've got a match. Meat drinks the drink.
Fourth Match: The Godfather w/hoes vs. Prince Albert w/Droz
Godfather comes out with 7 hoes. Godfather tells Al that he has kicked his ass enough and he wants the fan that jumped him a week ago. That guy comes out and all three men attack the Godfather. Val comes out and helps Godfather. Chaz comes out and also joins in.
Winner: No-contest
Al Snow is shown in the back trying to teach the dog Hardcore wrestling.
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Al Snow is shown in the back talking to Blue Meanie. He is introducing him to Pepper. Meanie makes fun of Pepper and Snow attacks him.
Fifth Match: Meat w/Terri Runnels vs. Big Bossman
The crowd chants "Bossman Sucks!" Bossman hits Meat from behind. Bossman continues to keep the upper hand. Meat grabs Bossman from behind and Bossman hits him below the belt. Bossman goes for the pin and wins. Bossman attacks Meat with his nightstick after the match.
Winner: Bog Bossman
Rock is shown walking around in the back again.
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Rock comes out. The crowd goes wild. He is coming out to do guest commentary.
Main Event: Badass Billy Gunn w/ Chyna vs. The Undertaker w/Big Show
Rock says that UT has a new tattoo near his rectum that reads "Rock's foot was here." Gunn goes for a quick cover but only gets a 2 count. UT takes control until Gunn gives him a foot to the face. UT turns his back and Rock gets up and attacks Gunn. Big Show attacks Rock. UT gets Gunn in a tombstone in the middle of the ring. UT and Big Show attack Rock in the ring.
Winner: The Undertaker
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