How Did it Cross the Road?
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Why did the chicken cross the road according to DragonLance characters?
Tanis:  To get away from the family that only gives it trouble and think a few things out for itself, because with all the trouble that this chicken's into, it certainly needs it.

Laurana:  To follow its beloved until he relents and realizes that he loves her too.

Gilthanas:  To free fellow chickens from oppressive draconians. Unfortunately, it was hit by a car in the middle of the road.

Goldmoon:  It was a spiritual journey with "the other side" signifying the spiritual enlightenment that can only come from knowing of the true gods.

Riverwind:  I do not tell jokes.

Sturm: It was the honorable thing to do.

Tasslehoff:  Because it didn't know what was on the other side.  But it thought that there might be something very interesting there.  By the way, did you drop this?

Flint:  Probably to get away from you, you pointless doorknob.

Raistlin: *with a dry, sinister rasp* How do you know that it really crossed the road at all?

Caramon: Chicken?  To be eaten I hope. Maybe it could come over here. All we've got are these terrible elven rations.

Tika:  *giggle* To become a casserole.

Fizban:  Chicken?  Are they attacking me again? Back, back, you foul fowl.

Kitiara:  I know quite a few things you can do with feathers...

Alhana:  Chicken? I have a country to run. Why should I care about chickens?

Crysania:  To make the transition from darkness into light and be welcomed once again into the ever loving arms of Paladine.

Par-Salian:  In order to save the world from the dark queen, although the chicken did not know that this was its purpose.

Dalamar:  To demonstrate once again how terribly it had suffered at the hands of its shalafi.

Palin:  Because it was told to.

Usha:  Because it wasn't good enough and no one liked it anymore so they abandoned the poor chicken on the road to cross the road all by itself.

Jenna:  That chicken is dead, I tell you, and so of course I have no idea as to why it would want to cross a road, far less where it might be at this given moment.

Tanin:  To make sure his brothers grew up to be real men.

Sturm II:  Was there a pretty hen on the other side?

Steel:  To return to its command.

Mina: To further the cause of the One God.

Gerard:  To find a real adventure and rid the world of those annoying kender.

Silvan:  To find its true heritage among the elves.

Gilthas:  Chicken?  Oh...I'm not  sure if I want that for dinner. One part of me says chicken, but another fish...chicken or fish, chicken or fish...

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