After a Conclave meeting, we picked these notes off the floor. So now you can read what most magicians really do at meetings.

Hey, I fell asleep. What did I miss?

I’m not sure.  I fell asleep too.  Last thing that happened, they were talking about this weird guy called Raistlin.

Raistlin?  Who cares.

That’s how I felt. I mean, I don’t really care what some renegade does.  But the rest seemed really interested about it.  They even fought.

And I missed it?!!!

Hey, can I get in on this?

Sure, but don’t tell.  You know that they hate it when we don’t listen.

Yeah, stuffy mages.  I heard, though, that Par-Salian had an affair with that black robe, Ladonna.

That’s really stupid.  I can’t believe that you believe that.

No, I swear!  I heard it from the guy who heard it from the girl who was with the girl who was with Ladonna the night after.  And she even said that Ladonna was pregnant.

Stupid. You’re more gullible than a gully dwarf.  So what else happened?

Anyway, they just argued like always. Justarius did his "balance and the whole Conclave must be a part of all decisions" thing, as if we care, and then Par-Salian went on a power trip.

So anything good at all?

No, not at all.

No, tell her about the guy ripping his shirt off.

Was he cute?

He was an elf.

And you let me miss it?!!!  You should have kicked me and woken me up.

It was actually kind of scary. Remember Dalamar, at all?

The weird dark elf who was kicked out of...whatever the elven forest is?

Yep, that was him.  You didn’t miss much.  He had these five big holes in his chest and went on a thing about that Raistlin they were talking about.

But I still want to have seen it. He’s an elf, after all. Why’d he have holes in his chest?

I’m not sure. I was too busy looking at him.  Do you know if he has a girlfriend?

Would you really want to date him anyway?  He’s sort of scary.

I mean, I wouldn’t want anything permanent, or anything...but it would be sort of interesting, and evil is so fascinating.

Weirdo.  Do you know if there’s any cake left?

I think so...a slice.  But do you really want to be taking the last considering that you ate half the cake?

You don’t have to be catty.  Besides, at least I didn’t fall asleep in the meeting...or decide that I wanted to date a dark elf.  Ewww...

You know, we’re all being bad writing these notes.

Yeah...we should stop writing before they make us read them aloud like they did at the last meeting. That was so embarassing.  The whole Conclave soon knew who my crush was.  ; )

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