Physical Appearance:  Old and decrepit, if you like that sort of thing.

Health:  ...but don't marry him in the hopes that he'll die soon.  The old geezer seems to be hanging on.  In fact, he ever survived a several story fall.

Personality:  Somewhat vague, but he seems to be a nice sort of fellow and very friendly, aside from that he can't remember much of anything.

Intelligence:  Was probably bright before the senility set in.

Finances:  He never seems to have much money, but there's the distinct feeling that he might be very wealthy if he wanted to...

Housework:  He'd sweep if he could remember where the broom was.

Fatherhood:  He might forget who his kids were.

Sex:  Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chances:  Now, if he could only remember who you are...

Outcome:  Come on, do you really want him?  Think about this.

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