Just so that you can figure out which marriage prospects you should be reading, we have this, our very own matching services for DragonLance fans. This one is strictly for guys, although we don't really care if you're a girl and *like* the idea that you might end up with Bupu. So, answer truthfully, or whatever, and determine which DragonLance girl would be right for you.
1. How do you feel about children?
a) They're God's chosen people, but personally
I can't stand them
b) I like children, children like me. I two, no
more than two!
c) Now that's what back alley doctors are for.
d) I love children. I can't wait for the right
time to begin a family.
e) I hold children in great reverence.
f) It is my duty to provide my husband with heirs.
g) If I got pregnant, he'd stay with me, right?
h) I'm so glad that there are other people to populate
the world.
i) They are more easily converted to followers
of the One God.
j) Little brats, I'd ship them off to boarding
school and forget that I had them.
k) It is my duty to my race to have a child.
l) One must instill ambition, greed, and vice within
them
2. What do you expect in a mate?
a) I've sworn an oath of celibacy, even though
the chance to reform someone who's evil does sound interesting...
b) Alive, and round enough to live when there is
no food.
c) Breathing, male, faintly humanoid, virile
d) Nice, kind, good with children, treats me well,
a good job...someone I can love and respect.
e) Someone who will support me
f) Someone related to me
g) Non threatening, human
h) Money, power...must be intelligent and attractive
to expect anything long term...personality not a must
i) I may not have love interests as they would
distract me from my holy quest
j) I'm actually beginning to wonder about that
myself...
k) Someone who will be politically advantageous
l) Must be divine
3. Where would you spend your honeymoon?
a) In a temple
b) In a nice, full dumpster
c) Doesn't matter because I'm not planning to get
out of bed
d) In a bed and breakfast
e) In the beauty of nature
f) Somewhere beautiful with lots of trees
g) Somewhere where no one can find us
h) Anywhere where I can prove how much he loves
me by destroying his life's savings.
i) With my army, on my holy quest
j) Somewhere dark and mysterious where I could
seduce my consort
k) On the road, preparing our next triumph
l) In the Abyss
4. What would you do on your honeymoon?
a) Pray
b) Eat, reproduce
c) Screw
d) Make babies
e) Admire nature
f) Read romantic poetry
g) Cuddle
h) Screw *while* discussing business
i) Lead my armies to victory
j) Lick chocolate off of him slowly
k) Create heir, reclaim Silvanesti
l) Take over the world, and finally keep it
5. What could you offer a mate?
a) A stairway to heaven
b) Me smartest of clan, plus I work magic with
lizard
c) The best sex of your life, and, if I like you,
the chance to conquer the world with me
d) A sweet, lovely girl who will be a perfect wife
and partner.
e) A true cleric who defends what she believes
in
f) An elven princess
g) I'm still trying to figure that out myself.
Reportedly I'm beautiful, but I don't believe it
h) I'm more intersted in what a mate could offer
me.
i) Greater understanding of the One God
j) Great sex and a mysterious evil sorceress partner
k) Elven princess, but this time an intelligent
elven princess
l) Just about anything...power, forbidden sexual
delights, money, as I said, anything.
6. What will my family think of you?
a) She doesn't seem like the marrying type...
b) Oh, you bought a new pet!
c) I raised you better than that!
d) What a sweet girl...actually, your mother is
almost guaranteed to love me.
e) Has she *always* been into this weird New Age
stuff?
f) I'm a little worried about the in-laws.
(Wait, we are the in-laws!)
g) She seems harmless
h) Are you sure you're up for this?
i) I just don't understand her at all...
j) I hope it's just a phase...
k) How the hell did he get her?
l) They'll like me, because I'll make them.
7. What would be my competition?
a) My religion and a hacking mage
b) Pretty magician!
c) Everything in pants...(or out of them)
d) A very big, very kind, very determined man with
self esteem problems and a bit of a habit
e) Walking furniture
f) My cousin
g) The dweeb of the Conclave
h) A neurotic dark elf and anyone more powerful
than you
i) The One God
j) Strangely enough, an elderly mage who is going
senile
k) My country, an honorable knight, and an arranged
marriage
l) A very powerful mate with a bad temper
8. Where will you two live?
a) In a temple
b) Anywhere with food
c) In a creepy decayed castle with a death knight
watching us
d) In my home town
e) On the plains
f) In a forest, somewhere
g) Where ever he wants me to live
h) Well, I'll be staying in my home, but I'll visit
you in your gorgeous home when I want a vacation
i) With my army. I'm still recruiting
j) In the Tower of High Sorcery, Wayreth
k) In a burial mound
l) In the Abyss
9. What would be your dream job?
a) High Priestess
b) Alive
c) Ruler of the Universe (with lots of male lackeys)
d) Mother
e) Native American Spiritualist
f) Society wife
g) Artist
h) Executive!
i) Serving the One God
j) Head of the Conclave
k) Politician
l) Head of the Gods
10. What's your best trait?
a) My piety
b) My magic
c) My abilities in bed
d) Spunky!
e) My kind soul
f) I'm pretty
g) I don't know...*sniff*
h) Power...no...beauty...no...money...no, no...everything!
Wait, one? OK, intelligence
i) My devotion
j) My mysterious nature
k) Diplomacy
l) Everything, only this time it's true.
If you picked a lot of As, you'd be happily married to Crysania. Just don't expect attention, sex, or children.
If you like B, you'd be happily married to Bupu. And you know what, you probably *are* better than current mate, High Bulp.
If you have a fondness for Cs, you could end up with Kitiara. Just remember, take the blood test *before* the wedding, and even if she turns out clean, use *lots* of protection.
If you're a D kind of guy, you'd be happily married to Tika and all we can say is "cute".
If you're an E sort of person, be ready for a zany, weird life with Goldmoon.
If you picked mostly Fs, you could be married to Laurana, provided that you're related and the family approves and she likes you, and her brothers don't kill you, and all that.
If G is your letter, than you could be married to Usha. How sweet...maybe you can provide her with the psychological counseling that she needs.
If you picked Hs, you'd be married to Jenna. Except, of course, that she doesn't like the idea of marrying and probably wouldn't have you anyway. Be prepared to pine, buddy.
If you picked Is, you could be married to Mina. But will you win over the One God?
If you picked mainly Js, you could be married to LaDonna. If you have your doubts about winning such a beautiful, mysterious, powerful woman, just remember, she did indeed sleep with Par-Salian.
If you picked a lot of Ks and have some impressive political connections, you can marry Alhana. Otherwise, you two can just have a tragic sort of courtly love thing.
If you picked mostly Ls, you could be the beautiful, intelligent, and willful Queen Takhisis. Yeah, I know that it would be cool being married to a Goddess, but, truthfully, do you either think that you could get her or keep her happy? (And do you want to see her unhappy?)