Physical Appearance:  Not bad if you like the skinny wimpy type.  Probably not much here, but the golden skin, hour glass eyes, and white hair are pretty cool, if a little creepy.   A little kinky, but good if you're adventurous...or desperate.

Health:  We have to check regularly to make sure that he's still breathing.

Personality:  Grumpy, dark, and dysfunctional.  He's willing to kill his own brother, and would probably do the same to you for his own personal gain.  Tends to use people who he's in relationships with.  However, he is absolutely fascinating, if disgruntled and lethal.

Intelligence:  Brilliant.  Quite likely an 18 on the AD&D scale.  In other words, civilians, genius.

Finances:  A poor adventurer at first, but he eventually has the ability to rule the world, and everything.  If you're interested in money and have patience, not a bad match.

Housework:  He'll make you do it all and yell at you if you touch his stuff.  On the other hand, you might get to have cool spooky creatures to wait on you.

Fatherhood:  We're scared to think how this one would turn out.  He apparently may have fathered a child, but raising one is an entirely different question.

Sex:  We don't know as he appears to be a virgin.  However, if his brother is any indication, probably pretty good.  On the other hand, with his health the way it is, it's quite possible that the act would kill him.

Chances:  Raistlin doesn't seem too fond of the opposite sex, so, unless you're truly extraordinary or he needs you for something, your chances are probably only slightly higher than that silverware staying unstolen around Tasslehoff.

Outcome:  Probably not the best marriage material, but, on the other hand, he is the most popular of the DragonLance characters with the girls.  We're not sure why, but, heck, why not, we feel the same.

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