Take Me, Please!  Usha's Marriage Prospects
Physical Appearance:  Supposedly very beautiful with golden eyes and silver hair, but after living with a bunch of people who make super models look ugly, she thinks that she looks like Lord Toede.

Health:  We haven't heard any complaints, and since she's *not* Raistlin's daughter...

Personality:  "But Palin, we never talk anymore."  "What is that *woman* doing here?"  Self explanatory.  Usha is whiny, annoying, and grating with the lowest self esteem on the planet.  Her possessiveness over Palin probably drives their marriage apart more than does his obsession with magic.  Supposedly she's also clever, sweet, innocent, and charming, but the annoying seems to get out more in the books.  (She's just under stress, just under stress.)

Intelligence:  Probably decent to have Palin marry her, but her low self confidence keeps her from ever fully using it.

Finances:  Once she understands the concept of money...maybe not bad. She *could* sell the Irda artifacts to Jenna, after all.

Housework:  She knows nothing, but she's more than willing to learn if you'll like her for it.

Motherhood:  Children are still a concept to her, but they'll probably not turn out too screwed up.   Heck, at least she's successfully raised children, unlike some we can speak of.

Sex:  She probably doesn't know what it is.  On the other hand, if you'd like her to do anything, she'll do it.

Chances:  Be nice to her, and there's not much chance of failure.

Outcome:  We're recommending marital counseling in advance, but it *could* work out.

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