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Ode to Mike Gurnari

(to the theme of blues clues...i think...)

He is greasy...greasy...

Dirty and scummy too!!

Even though he looks good, he'll turn his back on you!

Because he's dirty, dirty, his BO stinks like sheeit!!

The grease drips from his hair and falls on your head...

and he always looks like he just rolled out of bed...

Because he's greasy, greasy, nasty, smelly, whew!!

Every time he walks by, you fall and say "peeee---uuu!"!!!!

This is the end of the song..

It's not that long..

Thanks fer doing yer part...

Mike G. smells like a fart!

Thanks to me & you & Mike G.'s dirtiness too,

We can do anything...

Like give Mike G. a bath!!!


*ahem* well, that was nice, wasn't it kiddies? ehehe....Props to Jess fer comin up with the song an' skank ass Mike G. fer inspiring her! ..I hope he sees this someday..eheh

*~stop droolin over mikey an' go home~*