Linkapoolza Issue 17

Sent out on August 19, 1999, Saturday.

Hey Everyone! :)

Long time no see, huh? How is everyone? Did you miss me? Did you miss the newsletter? Well I'm back and so is the weekly update! I had a wonderful vacation in Maine (Even though the ocean was cold!) We went up to Acadia which is truly a beautiful place. And now on with the links!

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How would you like to get free gift certificates for doing next to nothing? Sound good? Well, I took advantage of this offer and now I have a 50 dollar gift certificate on its way in the mail for Tower Records. (No, I am not kidding!) You can get money for all kinds of stores, music, sports, entertainment, clothes...whatever. All you have to do is go to mypoints.com and sign up using the URL below. If you do this I get free points which means more money for me :) Then, once you are a member if you refer people you'll get points. If you don't like it you can quit right away, but it's really a great program. At least go to the link and check it out:

https://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage/mypoints.html My Points Signup Page

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Come and visit "Mr. Know It All" As he explains the true meaning of driving signs. He will take you through a short online tour of the most common street signs. THe roads are safe no longer.... This is actually a very funny site, check it out!

http://www.octane.com/knowitall/index.html Mr. Know-It-All™ Guides

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If you have questions that need answers then this is the site for you! The Universal Problem solver will answer your every question with a cheerful and ready response. It's not for computer questions (Although it can be) It's for anything that your little heart desieres. So, visit this site to have all your problems solved.

http://www.haas.com/doc/flowchrt.htm The Universal Problem Solver

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The Death Clock. Go to this page, type in your birthday and a few other minor details and you will find out your day of death... it could be 50 years from now, next week or tomorrow! When you find out your day of death you'll see how many seconds you have to live, and the actual day of death. Mine is apparently March 13, 2062, so be on the lookout that day. (Of course this whole site is a joke. No one take it too seriously!) While you're there check out The Mortuary, Obituaries, Your Will and the Dead Letter office. Have fun!

http://www.deathclock.com/ The Death Clock

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As long as we're on the morbid subject of when your death date is I'll throw in the Death Test, it's from Spark.com, the same people that bring you The Purity Test. It's a lot more accurate then the Death Clock because it asks you questions about your health, age and other statistics. This way you can start preparing now for that last day...oh, it also tells you what you're most likely going to die from (I got 48% cancer...hope you have less percent then that!) Good luck.... oh, and the two death clocks might have different dates planned for your death....Just be on the lookout from now until you die I guess. Visit the Death Test!!!

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest TheSpark.com DEATH TEST!!!!!

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Whether you love that furry little rabbit Bugs, or are working on your fake PHD then you might be interested in this site. Is your nickame "Doc" even though you are not a Doctor? Well then, hightail it over to the Doc Site where you can enjoy the "Doc song" and sign up with a zillion other Docs if you are a "Doc" This is the first subsriber site that I have featured so far, so enjoy!]

http://sites.netscape.net/docmeyer/wuzupdoc What'sUp Doc?

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And now for a dancing page... It's called the Dancing Men Page and it features such shagadellic stars as Austin Powers!!! (Just don't steal his mojo baby!) Bevis is headbanging away. Then there are a few digital dancing guys, that ninja dude from Mortal Kombat (I think it's him.) It's dancing fun for everyone! Check it out.

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/kings/187/ Dancing Men Page.

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Well that wraps up the return issue. I hope that you're all having a wonderful end of summer, even though technically it's not over until September. Stay tuned because next week Linkapoolza is going to have a theme week. The theme will be "Back To School" I already have a few tricks up my sleeves. (These will be cool sites, not boring crap because that just wouldn't be entertaining.) Well have a nice week, cya later!
Meg

PS As always make sure that you visit the Arcives. This weeks archive is at:

https://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage/Issue17.html Linkapoolza Issue 17

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