Clownboys Comedy Club
Hey! Here are a few quick jokes for you,
and then some links for you to check
out!
Why dogs are better then
women
dogs don't cry....dogs don't mind if you
have other dogs...dogs love it when your friends come
over....dogs think you sing great....a dogs time in the
bathroom is confined to a quick drink....dogs don't expect
you to call when you are running late....the later you
are, the more excited dogs are to see you....dogs will
forgive you for playing with other dogs....dogs don't
notice if you call them by another dogs name....dogs are
excited by rough play....dogs don't mind if you give their
offspring away....dogs understand, that farts are
funny....anyone can get a good-looking dog....if a dog is
gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it....DOGS DON'T
SHOP....dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the
floor...a dogs disposition stays the same all month
long....dogs never need to examine the relationship....a
dogs parents never visit....dogs understand that other
animals were made to be hunted....dogs understand that
instincts are better then asking for directions....when a
dog gets old you can shoot it....dogs like beer....dogs
don't put on 100lbs after reaching adulthood....dogs never
criticize....dogs don't expect you to remember when you
brought them home....dogs never want to know about other
dogs you've had....
Dr. Seuss' lesser-known
books!
* The cat in the blender.
* Fox in
detox.
* Horton feels a Ho.
* The lemon-fresh
lorax.
* How the Grinch stole Columbus Day.
* Your
colon can moo--can you>
* Zippy the rabid Gerbil.
*
Oh, the places You'll scratch and sniff.
* Marvin K.
Mooney, get the hell out.
* Herbert the Pervert likes
sherbert.
* Hop on mom.
* I've fallen--and I can't
get up.
* Yetl the lentil.
* Are you my
Proctologist?
* Who shat in the Hat?
* My pocket
rocket needs a socket.
* Aunts in my pants.
* Horton
fakes an orgasm.
* The Grinch's ten
inches.
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's
office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The
man, said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple
had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse," and he charged them
$32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple
would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the
doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly
what are you tryig to find out?" The old man said, "We're
not trying to find out anything. She is married and we
can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my
house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton
charges $78.00, we do it here for $32.00 and I get back
$28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
office."
Here are some adult
Jokes for you to check out. And fellas, read that whole
page, it could really help you out with the ladies. This
next site is Maddog's 'bad
joke-o-rama', there are some great jokes here. My
favorite is #22, the rooms for BEDROOM
GOLF!
More jokes will be added, this is just a
sample to get my page up and running. I hope you have
enjoyed.
Elevator!
