If you are
obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1
repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent,
please ask
someone to press 2.
If you have multiple
personalities,
please press 3,4,5 and 6.
I you are
parnoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you
want,
Just stay on the line so can trace the
call.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully
and a little voice will tell you
which number to
press.
If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't
matter which number you press,
no one will
answer.
