Your client does not have permission to get URL /roverartist/jac.html
Why? Because I don't like you, that's why! Now, get out of here before I chop your head off, got it?
...Are you still here? What's with you internet geeks, anyway?
I don't want anyone to see my page, you idiot!
Now, beat it--Hey, how'd that link get in there?
I hate HTML.
