Movie and Song Quotes
MOVIE QUOTES
"Their are many things my father taught me in this room, one thing he taught me was to keep your friends close but your enemies closer." ~~ Michael Corleone, Godfather part 2
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"Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!" ~~ 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"Just stay out of my way; or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
"How 'bout I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, 'n lay by the bay. I just may! Whadda ya say?"
~~ Happy Gilmore
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." ~~ Forrest Gump
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"What's your poison?
Vodka."
~~ The Breakfast Club
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"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to take a look around sometimes, you might just miss it." ~~ Ferris from Ferris Beuler's Day Off
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"HEY YOU GUYSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~ Goonies
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" Just mind your P’s and Q’s busta, and remember who you're dealing with"
~~ FERRIS BEULER'S DAY OFF
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"My balls just turned into prunes."
"Oh yeah, well mine just turned into beebees."
~~ Simon Birch
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
~~ Faye Wray in KING KONG
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"Carnivores: Oy!"
~~ Timon in THE LION KING
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"Who are those guys?"
~~ BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID
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"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
~~ Wallace, BRAVEHEART
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"I'd like the chef salad please with oil and vinegar on the side, and the apple pie a la mode. But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of the can, then just the pie, but not heated."
~~ Meg Ryan in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
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"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation."
~~ Rhett Butler, GONE WITH THE WIND
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"Now take that (Van Halen) shirt off before you jinx the band and they break up".
~~ Adam Sandler in THE WEDDING SINGER
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"I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It does just fine on its own."
~~ Randy Quad in NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION.
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"I'm never going to suffer for you again. Not every"
~~ HUSH SWEET CHARLOTTE
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"You'll be back. When the hunger hurts so much, and you have to feed... and you need me to show you how...." ~~ Catherine Deneuve to Susan Sarandon in THE HUNGER
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"'Pally,' that's what he calls ya when he can't remember your name." ~~ MOMMY DEAREST
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"Just remember... if anyone asks, I'M the pretty one."
~~ Harvey Fierstein, TORCH SONG TRILOGY
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"The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life. If they’re smart, they're queer, and if they're stupid, they're straight! Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag."
~~ Aunt Ida to Gator in FEMALE TROUBLE
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"What did you think of the kiss?"
"Wet"
~~ Raymond, RAINMAN
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"Foolish, very foolish."
~~ The giant crabmonster, ATTACK OF THE GIANT CRABMONSTERS
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"Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did!"
~~ Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), DUCK SOUP
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"How do you feel?"
"Better. Better get a bucket...I'm gonna be sick!"
~~ MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE
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"Yeah, you blend."
~~ MY COUSIN VINNY
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K: "Jeebs, you sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed
zefalapoid ?!!?!!"
JEEBS: "He looked all right to me."
~~ MEN IN BLACK
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"I ain't got time to bleed"
~~ Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura - PREDATOR
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"You are nosey bitch . . . and slut"
~~ Ingrid - STILL CRAZY
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"Sometimes you've just got to say, What the Fuck."
~~ Joel - RISKY BUSINESS
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"FREEDOM!!!!!!!!"
~~ Mel Gibson - BRAVEHEART
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"They took the bar man, the whole fucking bar!"
~~ Bluto - ANIMAL HOUSE
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"The only good varmit poontang is DEAD varmit poontang"
~~ Carl- CADDYSHACK
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"That's what I like about these high school girls. I get older,
they stay the same age"
~~ Wooderson-'DAZED AND CONFUSED'
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"You're ass is grass...and I'm the lawnmower"
"Okay, Officer Lawnmower"
~~ Newbomb Turk- 'HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS'
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"First of all, my name is Francis, but they call me Psycho.
Anybody calls me Francis...I'll kill ya.
Second, I don't like nobody touchin' my stuff. Somebody touches my stuff...I'll kill ya.
I also don't like people touchin' me. Any of you homos touch me...I'll kill ya."
"Lighten up, Francis"
"That's it...you made the list"
~~ STRIPES
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"Look, I go to you, I stick up for you. You no help me now, I
say fuck you JOB. I do it myself."
~~ Carrion - MAJOR LEAGUE
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"Hanna, I love you."
"I know."
~~ Princess Lie and Hanna Solo
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"Muddle? Slimy? My home this is.
~~ Yoga - EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
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"They're not gonna make a fool out of me...I write it all down, every fuckin' nickel. I've got receipts here, bills here, everything's here."
~~ CASINO
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"Fuh-get about it!"
~~ Donnie Brasco
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"Earn this"
~~ Tom Hanks in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
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"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
~~ ARMY OF DARKNESS (EVIL DEAD III)
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"It's good to be the king!"
~~ HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART #1
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"What’s my name?"
"Fuck you, that's my name"
~~ THE REF
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"Shampoo is Better, no conditioner is Better..."
~~ Billy Madison
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"You had me at hello."
~~ Jerry Maguire
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"Hey do you know where the weight-room is??... Yeah, I'll check it out...."
~~ Tommy Boy
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"As you wish."
~~ THE PRINCESS BRIDE
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"And just like that, my runnin' days was over, so I went home to Alabama."
~~ FORREST GUMP
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"Mmm, mmm. That sure is a tasty burger."
~~ PULP FICTION
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
~~ GONE WITH THE WIND
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"Here's looking at you, kid."
~~ Casablanca
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"Anyone? Anyone? Beuler...Beuler..."
~~ FERRIS BEULER'S DAY OFF
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"Damn the man!"
~~ Empire Records
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"AND MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH UUUUUUUUUUUUU......oooooo aaa oh what a world, what a world....."
~~ SPACE BALLS
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"WOW, that is one big pile of SHIT!"
~~ JURASSIC PARK
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"Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something."
~~ THE PRINCESS BRIDE
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"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other." ~~ GOOD WILL HUNTING
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"CARNIES! Circus folk, nomads you know, smell like cabbage, small hands."
~~ Austin Powers
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"Imagine you’re a deer. You're prancing along, and you spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clean, clear water.....and BAM! Half your brain is lying n the ground in little, bloody pieces! Now I axs (ask) ya: would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"
~~ MY COUSIN VINNY
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"Say one more word and I will strangle you with this microphone cord, do you hear me?"
~~ Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer
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"Your best?
Losers go home and whine about their best,
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
~~ Sean Connery, The Rock
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"That's a lot of money way back now." ~~ Mystery Science Theater 3000
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"This is true love. You think this happens every day?" ~~ The Princess Bride
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"What are you looking at swan!? ~~ Billy Madison
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" Claire, are you a virgin?" ~~ The Breakfast Club
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"Baby? Is that what they call you?" ~~ Dirty Dancing
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"I have got to get me one of these!" ~~ Will Smith in Independence Day
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"Do you want to shag him rotten?" ~~ Austin Powers
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"Mama says alligators are orniray because they got all them teeth, and no tooth brush" ~~ Adam Sandler- The Waterboy
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"It takes more then a fire truck to stop drop dead Fred" ~~ Drop Dead Fred
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"Look at this pretzel. You know how they say the stars are big balls of gas? Well what its really just all salt and God is just waiting to eat us?" ~~ Can't Hardly Wait
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"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" ~~ Different Strokes
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"He's dead, Jim." ~~ Star Trek: The Final Frontier
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"I am pork boy, the breakfast monkey." ~~ All That
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"Up your nose with a rubber hose!" ~~ Welcome Back, Kotter!
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"I see you shiver with antici...pation!" ~~ Rocky Horror Picture Show
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"Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!" ~~ Sesame Street
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." ~~ Gone With the Wind
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"I am Satan, watch my head spin!" ~~ The Exorcist
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"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" ~~ Beavis & Butthead
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"There is a great disturbance in the force." ~~ Star Wars (Obi Wan)
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"My God -- It's full of stars!" ~~ (Arthur C. Clarke) 2001: A space Odyssey
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"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning." ~~ Apocalypse Now
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." ~~ Blues Brothers
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"Here's Looking at you, kid." ~~ Casablanca
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"Can't nobody lick us, Pa. We're the people." ~~The Grapes of Wrath
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry." ~~ Love Story
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"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard." ~~ Mister Roberts
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"I coulda had class! I coulda been a contenda!" ~~ On The Waterfront
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"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~~ The Princess Bride
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“Do or do not; there is no try." ~~ Star Wars (Yoda)
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"Hey, baby, I noticed you have braces. I have braces too." ~~ Beavis & Butthead
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“We are no longer the knights who say 'Ni.' We are now the knights who say 'Ikki Ikki Ikki Ikki, P'tang Zoopdah blohlfdsjfdslkjn. (Ni!)"
~~ Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail"
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"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people." ~~ Kobayashi, The Usual Suspects
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"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" ~~ Star Wars (Obi Wan)
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"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" ~~ Spaceballs (Dark Helmet)
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"I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti." ~~ Silence of the Lambs
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"Go Ahead. Make my day." ~~ Sudden Impact
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"You talkin' to me?" ~~ Taxi Driver
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"You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!!" ~~ Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Bill)
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"To INFINITY and BEYOND!!!" ~~Toy Story 1 (Buzz Lightyear)
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SONG QUOTES
"Sit down, I think I love you!"
~~ (Buffalo Springfield) Sit Down, I Think I Love You
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"If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?"
~~ (The Rednex) Cotton Eye Joe
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"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!"
~~ (The Beatles) I Am The Walrus
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"I'm only happy when it rains."
~~ (The Garbage) I'm only Happy When It Rains
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"Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?"
~~ (Coolio) Gangsta's Paradise
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"You say you want a revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world."
~~ (Beatles) Revolution
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"Dare to be stupid!"
~~ (Weird Al Yankovic) Dare to Be Stupid
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"All your private property is target for your enemy. And your enemy is we"
~~ (Jefferson Airplane) We Can Be Together
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"I'm not like them but I can pretend, the sun is gone but have a light, the day is done and I'm having fun, I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy."
~~ (Nirvana) Dumb
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"I'm like a child with nothing to lose but my mind."
~~ (Oasis)
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"I pushed the button and erased your master tape."
~~ (REM) I Took Your Name
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"You're my wonderwall!"
~~ (Oasis) Wonderwall
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"Every thing is catching... yes, everything is catching on... fire..."
~~ They Might Be Giants
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"Life's short and hard, like a body building elf..."
~~ (Bloodhound Gang) Hold Your Head Up High, and Blow Your Brains Out
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"Sunday mornings every day for all I care..."
~~ (Nirvana) Lithium
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"What if God was one of us?"
~~ (Joan Osborne) What If God Was One of Us
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"Before I sink into the big sleep, I want hear the scream of the butterfly."
~~ (The Doors) When The Music's Over
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"The Girl with Kaleidescope eyes..."
~~ (The Beatles) Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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"I say love, it is a flower; and you, it's only seed."
~~ (Bette Midler) The Rose
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"I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend."
~~ (They Might Be Giants) Birdhouse In Your Soul
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"Well, they said she died easy of a broken heart disease / as I listened through the cemetary trees."
~~ (The Wallflowers) One Headlight
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"Ex-girlfriend called me up / Alone and desperate on the prison phone / They want to give her 7 years for being sad..."
~~ (Red Hot Chili Peppers) My Friends
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"I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches..."
~~ (Radiohead) Talk Show Host
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"If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."
~~ (Nirvana) Milk It
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"It ain't me; it ain't me; I ain't no senator's son!"
~~ (Creedence Clearwater Revival) The Fortunate Son
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"This is your world in which we grow and we will grow to hate you."
~~ (Marilyn Manson) Rock & Roll Nigger
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"Kill your health / Kill yourself / Kill everything you love!"
~~ (Soundgarden) Burden In My Hand
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"We drink and we die and continue to drink."
~~ (Denis Leary) Traditional Irish Folk Song
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"I might be a coward; I'm afraid of what I might find out..."
~~ (The Mighty Mighty Bosstones) The Impression That I Get
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"I wish I was like you: easily amused."
~~ (Nirvana) All Apologies
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"Excuse me while I kiss the sky."
~~ (Jimi Hendrix) Purple Haze
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"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
~~ (John Lennon) Imagine
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"Why can't people seem to see maybe there's something wrong with me?"
~~ (Scrape) Aphrodisiac
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"I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim."
~~ (U2) Until The End Of The World
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