Author's note: Don't get me wrong here people! I love Joey to death cause he's the only member I can REALLY laugh at and know that it's all a joke. As for the doritos rumor...my friends and I made it up as a funny joke while sitting around our pool one day and we were totally bored. Joey is a sweety and for those of you who think I am a relative of the devil then continue to think that way because I'm not gonna change just to make you all happy! Plus, this story kinda takes place BEFORE his hair cut which I like a lot cause he doesn't look so fat. To Joey: If you read this...even though I know you probably WON'T...please understand that it is all just a JOKE and that I really do love ya! Ok? Thanks babe!

Justin: Dear God foo'! Don't you gotz anythin' better to do wit yo' time than to eat those damn stinky Doritos?

Joey: Don't you even start making fun of me again for eating these. They're good so there. ::sticks his now orange tongue out at Justin::

JC: Joey, I don't want to be rude or anything, but Justin's got a point. They're slowing you down! You aren't remembering steps, you can't dance as well as you used too, you're singings a bit of...shall I go on?

Joey: Damn it guys! Leave me alone! So I gained a few pounds. It's better then being a toothpick with socks in his pants or someone who wants to be black even though he really ain't so he should stop trying!

JC: ::mouth drops:: I've never been so insulted in my life!

Chris: What about the time MTV made you out to look like a jackass when the whole Lou Pearlman deal was going on...that's pretty insulting.

Lance: Are you a dumbass? Baby, that's the way JC WAS acting...therefore, it's the truth. That's not insulting.

Chris: ::looks at Lance, and then punches him in the gut:: I ain't Justin here poofoo so don't be calling me baby! Only my woman can call me that so shut the hell up!

Lance: ::starts to cry:: Fine, if you're gonna be that way. Just ruin my life why don't you!

Justin: Yo Foo'! I ain't his baby neither! And I ain't no skanky white momma's boy either so shut up whole before I stick one of JC's socks in it!

Joey: Um guys...this story is about me...let's get back to the whole Doritos thing.

JC: Wait, before we do...just for the record...I do NOT stick socks in my pants. ::one begins to noticeable slide down the leg of his pants. When it hits the floor, he looks down, quickly grabs the sock, and sticks it in his pocket::

Chris: ::starts to laugh:: Right, SURE you don't JC.

Joey: You guys are a bunch of assholes!

Lance: Joe, lay off the Doritos and the hohos and the bananas.

Joey: Hohos and bannannas? We have some? WHERE?!? ::everyone rolls their eyes::

JC: Joey, NO MORE DORITOS! NONE! There's no more discussing it. I'm sorry, but I have to throw these away. From now on, stick to the WOW Doritos.

Joey: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::JC takes the bag of Doritos, opens a bus window, and throws the bag out hitting a large van filled with the Backstreet Boys. You see Nick grab at the bag and start munching. The other guys give JC the finger as they drive by. Except for Brian who is praying to God that Nick will stop eating the Doritos. ::

Howie: HIYA LANCE BABY! HOW'VE YOU BEEN?

Lance: ::shyly smiles and waves slightly until the other NSync members hit him in the head:: OW!

AJ: Dear God, the fruits come out of the closet!

Brian: DON'T USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN!

Joey: Again...this story is about ME! No one else! Just ME! The ONE time I get attention, it gets taken away! DAMN IT! I WANNA BE SUPERMAN!

Justin: Yo foo'! What I say before! S is NOT for Superman it's for shut up! SO SHUT UP!

Joey goes on a rampage and throws Justin out of the bus window and the Backstreet Boys act like cannibals and start ripping Justin to shreds.

JC: Dear God, he's gone mad!

Brian: STOP SAYING GOD, GOD DAMN IT! ::lightning strikes Brian dead because he used God's name in vain::

Howie magically appears on the NSync tour bus and grabs Lance into a bunk where they make out through the rest of the story...that's a bit disturbing, sorry Lance fans. Chris runs and hides from Joey and JC is left to tame the wild beast. Eventually, he gives up and let's Joey feed on him for lunch.