The NEW Quote Book! If you want to see the original Quote Book, go here. It's such a great quote book, I had to make one of my own. Enjoy!
Tim: If you're fair skinned- like me--
Kelly:--they look at your ass?? -A delightful conversation held in public, thanks to Kelly and Tim!
I made a cow for you... -Tim, holding a half and half thingy
Adam: I am so weirder than you!
Tim:You haven't seen my website. There's a story about Sparky the Thalidomide Baby and everything.
Adam: Ok, you're weirder, I surrender... The weird competition, Tim vs. Adam- Tim won.
THA-LI-DO-MIDE! Whoa, why did the whole diner have to go silent just then? -Tim
Oh Kelly....I'm just gonna have to smack you around -Kelly's sister Rhonda
Could you tell where one's head ended and the other's ass began? -Kelly
He be headless -Kelly
Timmy doesn't want to burst into flames- Timmy wants to live! -Tim as Timmy (from some movie)
Do you give yourself pedophile status, pal? -Timmy on a rant.I'm still not sure what 'pedophile status' is.
Just put it in the Book and shut up. -Tim's response to our shock at the previous statement.
Everything that man says becomes an "urgent demand". It's like he points and lightning comes out his finger! -Anonymous. If you go to SHU, you know who we're talking about!
Stop molesting the chocolate! -Bridget
Kelly: Who fooled him into thinking he had a voice?
Sylvana: William Shatner -Kelly and I *reviewing* Leonard Nimoy's CD
It's better to bang with a heartbeat- Kelly's opinion of Angel
Please, let's clean up the language here people- use 'boff'!-Yeah, that was me
You call her 'momma'- it makes her sound like a heifer cow!-Anonymous by request
Make the stick work!-Anonymous
I have to open another bag for a STICK!-Mary
Bridget's talking about her heinie and how nice it is!-Kelly
I have such a nice ass to bust.-Bridget
Come pop my bubble! -Anonymous
Speaking of medieval torture...-Bridget
What's this Hang-Ten-Twist thing? Surf till your legs hurt? -Kelly
Hang, drawn and quartered- is that like Stop, Drop, and Roll?-Kelly in the stupid zone
You have these uterus bone things. -Kelly
People think they're contractions, but they're not-it's arthritis of the uterus bones- we've got some serious bone movage here. -Me. I guess we were all in the stupid zone.
You're not even getting standard jokes right! -Bridget
We're like gremlins- you can't feed us after midnight! -Bridget
Hey Sylvana, I'm wearing a onesie! -Bridget
I'm the midget deaf-mute of the family -Bridget
I LIKE IT! -Cheryl
When did THAT get here?!?- Paul
I don't remember how it goes, all I know is that it ends with "Sha-la-la-la." - me, trying to sing the "Family Ties" theme song
OH GOD! I'M SCREWED!!!-Cheryl wasn't doing too well in the band's NCAA pool following the Arizona upset
Olive Juice- Megan
*howl with the Husky* -Megan
Fairy Ref!-Megan
I'm not sure how to pronounce it, but I think it's Chikaty-wonga-tah - Cheryl. We were all having problems with the town's name.
Tommy and the Magic Head- Cheryl
I'll have a side of you to go. - Megan, referring to some serious eye candy in Niagra Falls!
Cheeka-wonga-Charlie-Manga - Tommy's attempt at the town's name
8 hours on a bus like WOAH! -Kobe's hype rap
There's what you call 'March Madness'-- I hate basketball and here I am, staring at a game on TV! -me
I couldn't believe it, I mutated into Joe Knauer! -Mike Palladino
He just made my brain go sproing-- Various
Ooh, somebody's sleeping in the helmet tonight...--me
You know, that really boils my haggis --Crickett
It's kinda like Pizza places- there are only degrees of OK-edness --Julie
We're a Motrin family--Tim
It might look appealing, but it's radioactive--Tim
Once a rocket scientist, always a rocket scientist--Bridget. Our new diner companion was a rocket scientist, and now he's a seminarian...cool stuff
She's been raptured--Brian
Timmy: I had 5 of them last night and I was still fine to drive
Brian: That's his story and he's sticking to it--I really think they were talking about the Motrin still...
Tim: I've decided to call him Nazi Brian
Brian: I'm a good fundamentalist--These guys make a great comedy team
Mary, that's a nice top...It would look even better if you weren't such a slut!!--Tim. Don't worry, he was kidding
It has a strong gravitational force-- people tend to flop on it--Tim
Bridget: I've found the cloven hoof!
(unknown):No, that's Ben Groschel..*click clickety click click*--hmm, maybe you had to be there
She's from Sweden--Bridget
This stemmed from my personal goddess' statement that her sign is *Slow Children Crossing*. We all decided to choose our own signs during one particularly boring meeting...enjoy!
Do Not Disturb: Sylvana
Girls! Girls! Girls!: Bridget
Van Accessible: Mary
Bridge may be icy: Bridget
Please make up room: Matty
2 Hour Parking- $50 fine: Danielle
Trespassers will be persecuted: Sylvana
Do not buy if seal is broken: Bridget
You break it, you bought it: Carol
There will be more coming along shortly-I know, you can hardly wait, huh?
Ok, you've had your fun...you can go home now.