9/19/99- just today Wild Kat just retired from all wrestling ever. He says he can not fight because of his grandmother Tucker just died and he has to take care of all of her cats that she loved so dearly…


9/20/99- Mercenary just went under knee surgery. We don’t know if he will ever be back in wrestling again, so we’ll just have to wait and see…


9/20/99- Tony Starks just recovered from nose surgery and he will probably be back in EMC soon.


9/21/99- Bandit just signed a handicapped match against the Big Boyz for the Next EMC card.


9/21/99- The Whitman signed an open contract for any wrestler to sign for the next main event… oh yeah and don’t forget it’s a ladder match!


9/23/99- F.B.I. has accually been arested for practicing Avisdamy in the middle of central park!! If you saw this in the rumors it is in fact not a rumor it is true! If you don't know what Avisdamy is CLICK HERE!


9/23/99-Steel Scorpion was not arrested for ejaculating on plates and in cups it was actually WONE! Wone denied everything and framed Steel. Steel was taken to Reykers Island Penatentery where he was raped over and over. Wone finally admitted to the crime when Mr. Business beat the hell out of him with a singapore cane. Steel Scorpion was the realesed and Wone is currently being raped at Reykers Island Penatentery and Bergan Cathlic High School!


9/24/99- CONGRADULATIONS to the Whitman!He has currently held the World Heavywieght title for 5 months(4 events...)in a ROW! (wow..)


9/25/99- FBI was released from prison for lack of evidence but the police gave him 300 hours of community service and they also made him go to the Bronx Zoo and apologize to every single traumatized bird in there.


9/26/99-

BREAKING NEWZ!!